Wednesday, September 9, 2009

A Little Humor

On E's birthday, as we were sitting around watching her unwrap gifts, T looked at me in bewilderment and asked, "How did our baby get to be six years old?!?" E looked at him and said, "well, I've had SIX birthdays, dad!!"


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After making several stops at various stores, E announced to me she was 'store sick'. She explained that it's very much like being car sick.


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Whenever we go to the pool, E asks me for 'sun scream'

and she wants to buy something from the 'confession stand'.


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M needed to unlock the front door.

She told me just got the handle unlocked, but didn't get the 'dreadlock' unlocked.

Deadbolt, that is. :-)
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My mom offered to give E a piggy back ride.

E paused and then shrugged her shoulders and said, "sure... I'm light."


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We all walked into a store that had its air conditioning blasting and E commented,

"why do they make these places for Aunt Artie-ka ??"


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Before school started, my mother-in-law asked E who her teacher was for 1st grade.

E replied that she wouldn't know until 'the lady in the glass office' told her.


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C saw the 'sham-wow' on a shelf at Costco and said,

"Wait... that's not supposed to be sold in stores, mom!"